The Macarena

What to write about a song that is done by badly dancing drunk people at a wedding? This song isn't the worse wedding song, but it’s my favorite. Where The Electric Slide and The Chicken Dance are also high on the drunk people dancing songs, they’re just in a lesser category. While I do hate Macarana, I have to say that it has it's place in society. What good would a wedding with the not-quite-virginal-bride-in-white and scared-as-shit-groom-in-a-tux-he-was-forced-to wear BE without The Macarena? Don't we all love to see Aunt Mary get up and rumble that tuckus in a 90 degree turn? Or Great Uncle Joe who smells a lot like chewed up cigars looking like a cast off from Madonna's Vogue.

The Electric Slide and The Chicken Dance are good for sweet looking not-quite-angelic children dancing on their cousins shoes. Only The Macarana can get your grandmother, 2 chardoney's in, onto the dance floor.

PS: If this post makes any sense to you I'll be very happy because it doesn't really make sense to me.