The song that so isn't Paradise by the Dashboard Lights

Okay, if you're going to write a song about trying to get a chick to put out? Seriously? Come on Eileen sucks.

" Come on Eileen, I swear, well he means
Ah come on let's take off everything,
That pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen, please."

Okay, there's no jewelry? There's no dinner? Not even a lame-ass promise of marriage? Just... please? Oh, and I guess there's a half assed compliment in the comment about the dress, but the dude isn't even complimenting EILEEN!

Now Meatloafs Paradise? Hell, even I'D put out after that song!

" These people round here wear beaten down eyes
Sunk in smoke dried faces they're so resigned to what their fate is,
But not us, no not us we are far too young and clever.
Remember Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye
Eileen I'll hum this tune forever. "

But? It does sound like the night of the living dead, so maybe it's Eileen's best offer.